Dave's Donkeys
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Ongoing Competitions
# 4 in III.3
Club details
Managed by Lovatt 
3 060 members in Carrot Munchers
Stadium: Dermot "Beer Belly" Kelly Stadium (capacity 81 500)
League Position Ranked: #102
Power Rating
Ranked #8 464 in the World, #97 in England and #5 in Essex
Press announcement
8-5-2023 "Rolls Royce" Bentley Purrs into Action for England
John "Rolls Royce" Bentley
(441478092) made his International Debut for England in some style, versus Chile,
(30542557) in the opening match of Round 2 in the World Cup.
Firstly, using his speed he set up Michael "Teddy" Beara
(436691067) to score the opening goal then just after half time scored himself in what turned out to be the winning goal securing 3 valuable points.
Speaking on Radio Donks to our intrepid reporter Ivor "Broken" Pencil after the game, Bentley wished to thank all at England HQ, especially the manager Bink for having faith in him.
"I am very excited. I just hope i can continue in my present form and score even more goals for England and our fans back home"
Asked what has made the difference in the 4 seasons he has been at Dave's Donkeys ?
"Dave has had faith in me, setting me specific targets to aim for and an improved diet which included huge amounts of vintage "Carrot Juice"
Lets hope their is more to come.
Guestbook
8-10-2005
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TICKLE
St. Random, Who art in Hattrick,
Hallowed be Thy choices.
Thy TSI come.Thy Will be done, on training as it is in matches.
Give us this week our weekly youth. And forgive us our defeats,
as we forgive those who defeat us.
And lead us not into cheating,
but deliver us from demotion.